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Thursday, April 25, 2013
Itchy & Scratchy Do Dallas
It’s official. After 3 sightings within the past week, just like the swallows returning to Capistrano each spring, the boob belt is back. I knew you’d want to be the first to know.
Here we see several sightings, each one accenting Lady M’s arrow straight profile ever so handsomely.
My favorite, hands down, is this fuchsia draped neck frock with the standard issue black mini-me and eyelet boob belt that MO wore yesterday. Demonstrating yet again that we know how to keep our priorities straight following unspeakable tragedies, Big Guy and Lady M boarded Air Force Won bound for an event in Dallas guaranteed to increase our revenue stream: a DNC fundraiser. Because taking the House back in 2014 is more important than terrorism, national debt, or even global warming.
So off we went, ever mindful of job number Won. Unfortunately Lady M’s frock was made from some sort of itchy fabric:
Muslim
Or possibly it’s just that being around Muslim leaders that gives Lady M the itch.
Or I suppose it could be simple indigestion.
Any-hoo, we’ll be honoring the victims of the horrible tragedy in West, Texas today and due to the exhortations ofhis handlers the West, TX community, we’ll be spending some extra time helping them through their bereavement. That precluded Big Guy being able to honor his commitment to return to Washington this afternoon in time to give the keynote address at Planned Parenthood’s Gala.
The only unfortunate thing about skipping out of tonight’s celebration of “planned parenthood” is that Big Guy had to stick around in Dallas to attend the official opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Boy, you can imagine how much he and MO wanted to do that!
5 Presidents: whoa! They put the halo on the wrong Won!
Butt I must say, Hil’s beginning to make Lady M look pretty good:
Of course, she even makes Rosalyn look pretty good.
Back on point though, re. Planned Parenthood; don’t worry, Big Guy’s not stiffing them altogether. He and TOTUS will still give his speech at the Planned Parenthood “general assembly” (sounds like a church, doesn’t it?) tomorrow. Because Big Guy “has done more than any president in history for women's health and rights"
Well, that, and the fact that he owes them. Big Time:
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Here we see several sightings, each one accenting Lady M’s arrow straight profile ever so handsomely.
My favorite, hands down, is this fuchsia draped neck frock with the standard issue black mini-me and eyelet boob belt that MO wore yesterday. Demonstrating yet again that we know how to keep our priorities straight following unspeakable tragedies, Big Guy and Lady M boarded Air Force Won bound for an event in Dallas guaranteed to increase our revenue stream: a DNC fundraiser. Because taking the House back in 2014 is more important than terrorism, national debt, or even global warming.
So off we went, ever mindful of job number Won. Unfortunately Lady M’s frock was made from some sort of itchy fabric:
Muslim
Or possibly it’s just that being around Muslim leaders that gives Lady M the itch.
Or I suppose it could be simple indigestion.
Any-hoo, we’ll be honoring the victims of the horrible tragedy in West, Texas today and due to the exhortations of
The only unfortunate thing about skipping out of tonight’s celebration of “planned parenthood” is that Big Guy had to stick around in Dallas to attend the official opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Boy, you can imagine how much he and MO wanted to do that!
5 Presidents: whoa! They put the halo on the wrong Won!
Of course, she even makes Rosalyn look pretty good.
Back on point though, re. Planned Parenthood; don’t worry, Big Guy’s not stiffing them altogether. He and TOTUS will still give his speech at the Planned Parenthood “general assembly” (sounds like a church, doesn’t it?) tomorrow. Because Big Guy “has done more than any president in history for women's health and rights"
Well, that, and the fact that he owes them. Big Time:
“There is no industry that President Obama is more willing to protect than the abortion industry and particularly Planned Parenthood, the nation’s biggest abortion provider, which in a single year performed more than 333,000 abortions,” she said in a statement. “The president has defended federal funding for Planned Parenthood to the point of being willing to shut down the government over the continuing resolution battle, and in return they spent a record amount to reelect him in November.”Linked By: Dora on Heyoka Patriots, and BlogsLucianneLoves, and Free Republic, Thanks!
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