I dispute that Jason Collins is the first openly gay basketball player

Ed Note:  I don't believe there is anything I can add to this.

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Chicken Man Speaks - This is really Funny!!!!!!

Ed Note: If you cannot read what's below, Hold the left button on your mouse down and run your cursor over it and the text will magically appear.

If for any reason you have trouble getting into this youtube, there are at least four ways to do it:

Cut and paste the youtube website almost immediately below

click on the title in the black band at the top of the frame

click on the white triangle in the frame

click on the youtube logo in the black band at the bottom of the frame

IF none of those work, there is absolutely no hope for you.

                  

Good Luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYuSnGwgxA

Chicken Man Speaks.mpg   

Wild Turkey and Coca-Cola!

h/t CN

Wild Turkey and Coca-Cola On A Monday Morning

I had to go to Harrisburg this morning and saw this Coca-Cola truck sitting on the side of the road.

When I got close to it I could see what was wrong and turned around to go make sure the driver was OK;

He was fine. I told him he should get a medal for keeping the truck in the road and not having a major accident. You will see why in one of the pictures below. I guess he wanted a little Wild Turkey with his Coca-Cola this morning

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moose cakes' ''hubby'' and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud

http://www.thedailyrash.com/north-korea-dictator-kim-jung-un-and-president-obama-in-twitter-feud

President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud

By Mark Donahue

WASHINGTON – Late last night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un took to his Twitter account and began a rash of disparaging taunts directed at President Barack Obama. After several weeks of nuclear threats from the young dictator, few were surprised that he would attempt to provoke the president with denigrating remarks on the Internet’s popular social network. It all began after midnight in Washington when Kim Jong-Un sent out three consecutive tweets:
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
Obama gave me neck massage & clip toenails b4 cooking me waffles 4 breakfast 2 day.
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
Obama is my concubine. After my bath he bring me slippers and comb my hair.
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
I make President Obama wash my car after he change oil and rotate tires. #POTUS
More than three hours passed before Jong-Un’s next tweet:  
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
Obama shoot basketball like fat girl with greasy hands. #rosieodonnell
Thirty minutes later the Twitter world exploded when President Obama responded to the Korean dictator with a tweet from his own Twitter account:
President Obama @barackobama
Chubby dictator Kim Jong-Un certainly has gall to disparage the obese + apparently he’s sexist.  #bullies #rosieodonnell
Within seconds Kim Jong-Un shot back with another tweet at President Obama:
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
Girls laugh at Obama who shoot basketball like sissy who pee in pants. #justsayin
For the next several minutes the Twitter battle was on. Millions around the world sat glued to their computer screen watching the first ever cyber-war between the leaders of the United States and North Korea in 140 characters or less.
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun How bout u & me shooting a game of hoops? Or r u 2 afraid? #NBA #hoops #bball
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama You make 2 out of 22 shots other day. What 2 b afraid of?
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  I had an off day. Even Dennis Rodman had off days. @DennisRodman #NBA
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama Dennis Rodman wear make-up and has metal spike in nose. Still he never miss 18 shots. Even when drunk. #NBA @DennisRodman
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  Just admit it, u r 2 afraid 2 shoot hoops with me. #POTUS
Kim Jong-un @dictator
@barackobama  I will play game of horse with u then ride u like a horse to Waffle House.
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  I don’t understand Waffle House reference. #justsayin
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama Should I speak more slowly? I …. will …. ride ….. u ….. like…. horse …. 2 …. Waffle …. House.
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  Very funny. Almost as funny as ur haircut, Kim. #supercuts
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama That’s Mr. Un to you, paper doll.
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  LOL! Paper doll?
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama *looking around* Is there echo in here?
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  Everything is just a big joke 2 u isn’t it? Nuclear war, oppressing ur people. All a big joke. #LMFAO
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  We talking about Joe *foot n mouth* Biden now? #gaffe
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  No we r not.
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  Then I confuse. I thought you say big joke. #ROFLMAO
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun I guess that passes 4 humor in ur miserable little country.
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  You may cook me more waffles b4 I obliterate ur country, Mr. Barry. #justsayin
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun I have sent war ships 2 ur country & will obliterate u back. May b u forget I killed Osama bin Laden? #OBL #POTUS #assasination
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  Osama bin Laden was my bearded bitch. I will destroy ur war ships & make u water my lawn wearing dress. #OBL #dictator #landscaping
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun  I will not wear a dress 4 u. Do u have any last requests b4 I destroy u? #tranny #a-bomb
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama U will wear bonnet and sing North Korean lullaby when u exfoliate my face. Then I destroy u.
President Obama @barackobama
@kimjongun Gotta run, Kim. Florence Henderson singing at W.H. tonite. May b Dennis Rodman will come over 2 play with u again. #BradyBunch
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama I will push red button. When I push button Florence Henderson go boom! #mushroomcloud
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama If u bring corn dogs & pull me n rickshaw 2 cockfights I won’t push red button till next Tuesday. #diplomacy
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  Hello?
Kim Jong-Un @dictator
@barackobama  Barry?
At this afternoon’s White House press briefing, Jay Carney said the administration’s main concern today was the gun control bill before congress and that he would not be responding to questions about Obama’s Twitter battle with Kim Jong-Un.

2013 Miss South Korea Contestants

I like the one with the dark hair, dark mascara and the faint smile

New Contestant 

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A Fish Tail

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=182986

A Fish Tail

Home - by Mr.Pinko - April 26, 2013 - 11:21 America/New_York - 7 Comments

A redneck with a bucket full of live fish, was approached recently by a game warden in Texas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the redneck. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish!?!?”
“Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o’mine down to the lake and let ‘em swim ’round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take ‘em home.”
“What a line of baloney….you’re under arrest.”
The redneck said, “It’s the truth, Mr. Gov’ment man. I’ll show ya!
We do this all the time!!”
“WE do, now, do WE?” smirked the warden. “PROVE it!”
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, “Well?”
“Well, WHUT?” said the redneck.
The warden asked, “When are you going to call em back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH,” replied the warden!
“Whut fish?” asked the redneck.

MORAL OF THE STORY:
We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain’t as dumb as some government employees.

Itchy and Scratchy Do Dallas

http://www.michellesmirror.com/2013/04/doin-dallas.html

 

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Itchy & Scratchy Do Dallas

It’s official. After 3 sightings within the past week, just like the swallows returning to Capistrano each spring, the boob belt is back. I knew you’d want to be the first to know.
Here we see several sightings, each one accenting Lady M’s arrow straight profile ever so handsomely.

My favorite, hands down, is this fuchsia draped neck frock with the standard issue black mini-me and eyelet boob belt that MO wore yesterday. Demonstrating yet again that we know how to keep our priorities straight following unspeakable tragedies, Big Guy and Lady M boarded Air Force Won bound for an event in Dallas  guaranteed to increase our revenue stream: a DNC fundraiser. Because taking the House back in 2014 is more important than terrorism, national debt, or even global warming.
So off we went, ever mindful of job number Won. Unfortunately Lady M’s frock was made from some sort of itchy fabric:
 Muslim
Or possibly it’s just that being around Muslim leaders that gives Lady M the itch.

Or I suppose it could be simple indigestion.

Any-hoo, we’ll be honoring the victims of the horrible tragedy in West, Texas today and due to the exhortations of his handlers the West, TX community, we’ll be spending some extra time helping them through their bereavement. That precluded Big Guy being able to honor his commitment to return to Washington this afternoon in time to give the keynote address at Planned Parenthood’s Gala.
The only unfortunate thing about skipping out of tonight’s celebration of “planned parenthood” is that Big Guy had to stick around in Dallas to attend the official opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library. Boy, you can imagine how much he and MO wanted to do that!

5 Presidents: whoa! They put the halo on the wrong Won!

Butt I must say, Hil’s beginning to make Lady M look pretty good:

Of course, she even makes Rosalyn look pretty good.
Back on point though, re. Planned Parenthood; don’t worry, Big Guy’s not stiffing them altogether. He and TOTUS will still give his speech at the Planned Parenthood “general assembly”  (sounds like a church, doesn’t it?) tomorrow. Because Big Guy “has done more than any president in history for women's health and rights"

Well, that, and the fact that he owes them. Big Time:

“There is no industry that President Obama is more willing to protect than the abortion industry and particularly Planned Parenthood, the nation’s biggest abortion provider, which in a single year performed more than 333,000 abortions,” she said in a statement. “The president has defended federal funding for Planned Parenthood to the point of being willing to shut down the government over the continuing resolution battle, and in return they spent a record amount to reelect him in November.”

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