DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER

 LOGIC OF A BEER DRINKER

h/t BH     DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:   Lady Interviewer:   Do you drink every day?   Man:   Yes.   Lady Interviewer:   How much a day?   Man:   Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.   Lady Interviewer:   How much does a 6-pack cost?   Man:   Roughly $10.00 at a deli.   Lady Interviewer:   And how long have you been drinking like that?   Man:   15 years.   Lady Interviewer:   So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.  In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?   Man:   Correct.   Lady Interviewer:   If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?   Man:   Correct.   Lady Interviewer:   Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?   Man:   Do you drink?   Lady Interviewer:   No.   Man:   So where's your frigin' Ferrari?